So Cold

For lack of a better topic I decided to discuss weather in my weekly blog. Not scientifically, but practically, and it is frickin freezing right now.

It is getting to the point where I would welcome global warming at this point, I don’t know how much longer I can wait to move to the west coast.

I speak on behalf of my Northeastern brethren when I say it is just too damn cold.
I find myself getting more and more depressed as the days get longer, what benefit is there with more daylight when you just have to see how freaking cold everyone else is, at least at night you can quasi-block-it-out.

I used to love it when the days would get longer it meant I could play outside even longer, now it just means I have to freeze my ass off in the sunlight and wait for the sun to go down until it got even colder.
Sitting in front of my space heater, just contemplating my migration to the Pacific time zone.

I wake up in the morning and I can hear the enthusiasm in the meteorologist’s voice, HIGH’s OF 24 today, WOOPEE. Now I can take off one pair of gloves.
Honestly people, its about time we started to do something about this. MASS-EXODUS to the south, wait no, natural disasters galore down there. Okay,west coast sounds great, never mind its going to fall into the Ocean someday.

Well I guess we are then left with the midwest, no thank you sir, I’d much rather be chilly then deal with ‘them good ol boys’. Well I guess I’m just going to continue to tolerate it for the meantime.

Well atleast until California falls into the Pacific and becomes the sweetest island resort this side of the Meridian line.